LOOSE DAY

I'm off work on a lazy holiday - I was planning on going out and hitting the sauna but alas, the poor weather conditions that have affected most of the UK, affected my attitude to going out.

Instead I watched the 10 people in the Loose Women audience and one of my favourite moderators, Denise Welch. It actually made for a good show.

I think that's what being off and doing nothing is all about - I felt like a single mum in a council flat - except I'm not and I've definitely generalised but the world's a better place for Loose Women - it fills a great hour!

I just wish Denise was back more often. Instead of Jackie Brambles and Andrea McLean with her faux semi Scottish accent. And don't get me started on Colleen Nolan, she was as big a cunt as she normally is.