GUESS WHO'S CHUMMING FOR DINNER?

I did it, David and I booked up for 5 nights in San Fran and 5 in NYC in March next year - I'm creamin my drawers already- it's like the mothership calling me home. So anyone who actually reads this blog better be sending me some hot tips on where's fab to dance, drink, get dirty and look downright fabulous! I only hope I can pull off a full length mink in March in NYC.
 
Back to work today after the long weekend and tried hard to stay focused, especially since Heather's gone and halfwit Joanne has been brought in to manage us. This is the woman who was having an affair with another manager who was married like herself and somehow they managed to "bump into each other" in Spain with their respective families. So when their kids played around, Joanne and the guy played around aswell whilst their partners slept. Joanne doesn't know I know this but then most of the sales floor knew because the manager she was having a fling with told everyone about her sexual aerobics. I passed her today going to the toilet and she said "Whit you saying?" (she's rather on the common side) to which I replied "I wasn't saying anything Joanne but my tits are killing me after going to the gym" She likes that kind of banter so she laughed and left me alone for the rest of the day to look at flights and cheap hotel deals.
 
I may have also just caused World War 3. I've invited around 10 or 11 of my closest friends for dinner at mine on Saturday night. I just don't have any Weapons Of Mass Distraction although Julia's breasts qualify for that title to avoid the arguments that will ensue. Without getting too involved, when the drink is flowing in my group of my friends, there's normally a few secrets revealed, tears and more vendettas created than Jackie Collins at her best.  The guest list is as follows -
 
MOI - The hostess with the mostess!
JON - Fan of the Tan but one of my best 'mo mates and
DAVID - My other best 'mo mate, he lives downstairs with
SCOTT - Rather dull friend with a fat dick, seeing
WEE SEAN - He has a proverbial hole like a bucket, loves SCOTT who used to live with
LYNDSEY - She used to be a lesbian but has been seeing
DAN (male but rather camp)for a few years, best friends with
DEBS - Funny but a nuts at times, engaged to
SHAWN - almost as nuts as DEBS whose sister is
JULIA - My bestest gal pal, she was a slut but has settled down with
STEVEN - He's nice enough but almost as dull as SCOTT
 
The cookbook in my mind has a recipe for disaster and this is it! Looking forward to having all my nearest and dearest round for a mini flat warming. After Debs and Shawn's place was practically trashed after their party I refused a full shindig but more a respectable dinner, vino, vodka and fingers crossed some arguing of some sort with someone storming out in a cheap rage.