RHYMES WITH WITCH

What a fucker of a few days!

WITCH NO. 1
In work yesterday, the dumb Joanne was doing a case study of mine and discovered that as I was dealing with the customer, I was online reading about Big Brother, this is apparently not allowed as internet can only be used on breaks and quiet times etc. I said I only found this out last week and the case study was from June. She also said that I put the customer on hold for 3 mins to read yahoo news. The whole thing is laughable and when she was doing her "fact find" I asked if the customer was happy which Joanne agreed that she was as I didn't detract from service. She said that I was obviously putting the customer on hold to look at the internet. I replied that she must be working on higher realms than me because I didn't know that mind reading and telepathy were her strong suits! To cut a long story short, I said that she was stressing me out and I couldn't cope with work and would be consulting my doc. So I left and went for a mooch round the shops to calm my frayed nerves before heading home.

WITCH NO 2.
Last week I threw a girl out of dance class for being cheeky and answering back whilst I was teaching. Today I phoned her mother to explain the situation etc. I can now see where the daughter got her cheek from. Her mother said that I humiliated her daughter and she didn't want to come back to which I said that was fine because I didn't want her back to create any more nonsense. This hit a nerve with Mommie Dearest who then harped on about how her daughter was not doing well or enjoying it anymore. So I butted in and said that we were on a win-win situation because there was no point in her daughter dancing if she didn't enjoy it and I wasn't going to teach her anymore anyway. This riled the hag more and mentioned that it said a lot about my dancing if I forced her daughter out when the numbers are down over summer, I wished her the best of luck with as much saccharine as I could muster before she tutted and cut off! What's annoyed me most is that the mum was always really supportive and friendly towards me as I was setting the school up!

This is soooo not my week, and it's pissing me off royally. I'm normally alright but things seem to be getting on top of me and I know I shouldn't let a silly mum annoy me or worry about work but I can't help it. Maybe I should go to yoga tomorrow or get roaring pissed because I feel like just cancelling my dinner tomorrow, in saying that, I could be the diva and struggle on through adversity - very Diana Ross! So I'm definitely going to be on the hunt for a new job no matter what happens and have put the feelers out. And if I ever see that cunt of a mother and daughter again, I'll toe their asses.