HOUSTON - THERE'S NOT A PROBLEM

Not much excites me more than a diva coming back from adversity with success, it gets me going and if they keep coming back after trouble and can belt it out then it makes them a real DIVA - and if they're absolute bitches then that helps aswell. One such woman who has earned the title of Diva is Miss Whitney Houston. Let's face it, the woman's a train wreck but my god - that voice!!!

Miss Whitney's behaviour has been beyond bizarre for over a decade. Her appearance sometimes shocking and ropey but I guess we all just want her to belt out 'I Will Always Love You' like the diva she is and earlier on this year at the World Music Awards she did look great and sang a medley of 'I Believe In You and Me/I Will Always Love You' and she totally kicked ass but here's my Whitney list

TOP 10 WHITNEY FUCK UPS

10 - Marrying Booby Brown and calling her daughter, Bobbi. Stupid? Very

9 - Putting up with Bobby Brown kicking the shit out of her - apparently she fell on a plate which is why she had a 2 inch gash of blood on her face!

8 - Getting caught in Hawaii at the airport with half an ounce of hash in her bag

7 - Hotfooting it on her private jet out of Hawaii before authorities could arrest her

6 - Her mother Cissy supposedly lamped Whitney's lezzie lover shouting "I'll kill you, you stupid ass bitch!"

5 - Looking emaciated at a Michael Jackson tribute

4 - Looking emaciated at Divas Live and having to be airbrushed some fat ON for the telecast

3 - Looking completely stoned when greeting hubbie Bobby out of prison for the umpteenth time

2 - Telling Barbara Walters that she was junkie

1 - Being blessed by a cult in the Ganges and on the way to this sacred blessing chatting on her mobile phone. Afterwards she greeted reporters wildly crying "This is MY land!!" "MY land!"

I love Whitney not just for her voice but also for the reasons above!