MISTY

We headed to the theatre today to see David tapping his tats to kingdom come in a production of 42nd Street. I was a bit rough after last night and this morning working. Jon pulled one of his unexpected/half expected text messages to see about going out and of course I had to show off my new cropped hair cut. My Krystle Carrington wings have gone and I resemble what my mother calls a convict cut. It's not that short but short enough to mean I don't have to worry about hair products or styling for at least a month.

So because it's holiday weekend, town is mobbed with every fag and their bangle out. Jon and I got hammered pretty early and he topped this off with a handy bottle of poppers which at one point Cameron poured some of the contents up my ample beak. That's one way to get rid of that awful unwanted nasal hair!

Speaking of hair, ex British wannabe tennis star, Andrew Castle has posed naked with just a cheap sheet and shadows hiding his cock. I don't know why but hairy men just get me going and Andrew is surprisingly buff and kinda hot.

If only that vile synthetic fabric was a bit lower!

Pat Cash also posed for Good Housekeeping which is surely onto a record breaking sales issue and again he got me misty in a strangely, sick way.