20 - BOBBY'S DEATH - It was a shocking ending, Patrick Duffy wanted out of his contract with Dallas and wanted his character, the beloved Bobby Ewing dead. So as he reconciled with his ex wife Pam, her sister Katherine viewed from afar and waited all night until Bobby and Pam left the house, she hit the gas and steamed toward them in her car, Bobby pushed Pam out the way and in turn was struck by the car knocking him out, Pam frantically scrambled toward him and screamed bloody murder. The family arrived at the hospital as Bobby was dying, he told them to care for each other. JR and Miss Ellie couldn't believe it and were crying. Jenna and Pam were at his side as he flat lined and Victoria Principal stole the scene in a natty white ensemble complimented with flickering eyelids decked out in bright pink eyeshadow, completing the look and the scene. I was distraught as Bobby was dead but as we all know - he wasn't really and it was all just a dream!!!
19 - STEPHANIE CONFRONTS CARRIE - In 'Central Park West' Stephanie found out that her husband had had a fling with vampish enemy Carrie Fairchild. She stormed into Carrie's office hurling cheap rage which was according to Carrie 'misplaced aggression' Stephanie retaliated by saying that she reserved her 'cheap rage for cheap whores like you!' They don't make them like this any more!!
18 - CARRIE ON THE CATWALK - Carrie Bradshaw was wearing the highest heels known to man with her poufed up as she strutted down a catwalk to the tune of Cheryl Lynn's Got To Be Real. She took one step too far and fell rather ungracefully becoming fashion roadkill. She quickly pulled herself together and finished her strut to the cheers of the crowd.
17 - ABBY MOVES IN - In the final scene of "Knots Landing" all the crazy storylines have been tied up and life seems to be returning to 'normal'. Val, Gary, Karen and Mack are outside their houses when a car pulls up to Claudia's old house and to their shock, Abby steps out. She smiles and tells them that she's moving back in "It'll be just like old times." Karen is gobsmacked, Val just laughs, knowing that having Abby back can only mean one thing - trouble. A fitting end to the saga.
16 - RICHARD'S HAND - Jane and Sydney in 'Melrose Place' had an odd fight with Jane's tormentor and took a spade to Richard and killing him. Or so they thought!! They wrapped him up and buried him in a ditch in the woods thinking no-one would find him. As they drove off, a hand pushed through the ground ala Cissy Spacek in Carrie and Richard was alive again. Aaaaagggghhhh!! He was killed off at the start of the following season and just to make sure he was dead in the morgue, Jane stabbed him with a pin to make sure no blood came out.
15 - ALEXIS AND DEX ON THE BALCONY - As the final scenes of 'Dynasty' played out, Alexis and Dex were fighting on the balcony at the Carlton. Alexis' son Adam pushed Dex who fell into Alexis and the tow of them toppled over the balcony much to the slow motion horror of Adam, Sable and Monica. It left the life of two of the major characters in the balance as the series finally was cancelled. Thankfully a reunion 2 years later proved that Alexis didn't die in the fall but managed to turn her body in mid air and land on top of Dex who apparently didn't fare too well!!
14 - NURSE DUNKLEY - Naughty Nurse Dunkley was looking after coma patient Frank Laslett - but unbeknownst to everyone in 'Footballers Wives' Nurse Dunkley had a fascination with Frank and took to grabbing his hand and caressing her breasts with it and also spanking her bum with his vegatitive hand making for a rather sick scene. Thankfully as she was mid smack, Tanya walked in and took the opportunity to berate Nurse Dunkley and blackmail her into switching off Frank's life support as Tanya put him in the coma in the first place.
13 - THE PRESIDENT AT THE HOSPITAL - I love 'The West Wing' and especially the start of the 2nd season. The President has been shot and on his way to the hospital, the nurse is having a quiet night when she gets the call and the A & E Dept turns into a scene of chaos with Secret Service officers and members of the White House running riot - truly brilliant drama.
12 - KRISTIN DID IT! - "Dallas" was the top rated drama after JR was shot by an unknown would be assassin. Viewers were left hanging for a while even after the summer hiatus. JR is convinced that his wife Sue Ellen committed the dastardly deed, and Sue Ellen was so drunk that night that even she isn't sure that she didn't shoot the bastard. She tries to get through to JR and after seeing Dr Elby realizes that she didn't shoot him - and she knows who did. The puzzle came together in a fantastic scene where Sue Ellen explains what really happens and finally viewers are told that nasty little bitch Kristin pulled the trigger. Kristin admits it all, Sue Ellen wants the police phoned, Kristin stops her by saying that she's pregnant with JR's child! JR warns that he'll deal with Kristin in his own way. A ridiculous ratings high in TV history and closure - Bing Crosby's daughter shot JR!
11 - ANAL SEX - Charlotte was in a quandary and called Carrie in 'Sex and the City' She heard the problem and immediately called a taxi to pick her up. Charlotte had a date and after that her boyfriend wanted to have anal sex with her. She'd never done it beofre so then Carrie enlisted Miranda and Samantha to give their opinions. Miranda saw it as a shift of power whereas Samantha thought it very pleasurable with the right lubricant. Carrie sparked up a fag and the driver complained to which she replied; 'Please sir, we're talking up the butt - a cigarette is in order.'
Saturday, August 13, 2005
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