A MIXED BAG

Today has been a bitch. All this joviality about Valentines Day pisses me off. Maybe it's society's way of making single people to feel bad about themselves or maybe it's just a joke but I've found it all blah blah blah. If one day a year is all that couples have to celebrate their relationship then I'm glad I'm not in one. I'd sooner spend every day celebrating and enjoying it. I saw a couple of lezzers snogging in the street this afternoon and although part of me was repulsed at the fact that they just didn't get the idea of cock for pleasure I was pleased that they were bringing one in for the team.

Another thing I'm hooked on just now is my favourite crack addicted lesbian Whitney Houston. She knows how to knock the sound from the rafters and is just wonderful with such power. Whitney isn't quite like Mariah who has to turn every song into a 9 octave vocal gymnastic performance. She just belts it out with a cracking voice although since her drug haze in the crack den with Bobby, her voice isn't as shit hot as it was. Whitney always looks so refined on stage in her early performances wearing big hair, huge ear-rings and form fitting dresses. In the late 90s early 2000s she raunched it up with a hot bob, wardrobe from Dolce & Gabbana and lots of cocaine apparently. She sweats likes a rapist on stage and also carries a napkin but that just adds to the mystique or bong hit from Miss Whitney.

I love lists so hears my top 5 Whitney Tracks

1. I Have Nothing - More subdued than I Will Always Love You but just as dramatic. I love the bit in "The Bodyguard" when she sees a session singer belting it out during the Oscars that she laughs and says she's "gonna run the broad OUTTA town!"

2. I'm Your Baby Tonight - The discofied version is wonderful and gets me grooving and thinking I too can sing like Whitney on smack.

3. One Moment In Time - The song to give you goosebumps. Lots of sporting events play this to get the athletes fired up. If Whitney hits the nail on the head with this song, no one comes close, Mariah can eat her shit like a pig with knickers.

4. Queen Of The Night - Another Bodyguard song. Whitney goes rock chick with some shiny metal head-dress affair and tough lyrics. Her first shot at attitude and probably with smack.

5. Try It On My Own - From the Just Whitney album. And definitely the standout track. A typical Whitney belter but she's still got some of the 'tude from Queen of the Night.

Whitney's also done some collaborations with different artists, she even sang with big rival Mariah Carey in "When You Believe" in every live performance I've seen, Whitney knows how to knock those bitches down like skittles at the ten pin bowling. One thing's for sure in the words of Whitney "Crack is whack".

And to top it off the ice skating is on at the Olympics. Those male skaters sure know how to toss themselves and most of them have killer cheekbones as sharp as their blades. The new fashion for the men seems to be for all in one outfits which I have no problem with especially as it shows off their cute bubble butts. The men are fun but who can forget whiny bitch Nancy Kerrigan getting her leg smashed up by one of Tonya Harding's henchmen? Now that's drama Nancy Drew!