UPDATE

Ghosthunting with Girls Aloud has to be the best reality nonsense in a while. Nadine couldn't cope with it at all and didn't go at all. Ginger Nicola freaked out and couldn't cope with a seance. Super Psychic Investigator Yvette Fielding led the way with tough Cheryl, Kimberly and Sarah roughing it round a haunted house.

They have infra red cameras so when the lights go out, they all look green but flawlessly green nonetheless with crystal clear skin and perfect fake eyelashes.

Cheryl was priceless as ever by shouting out to any spirits "If you are here, just tap the fucking table" With that some spirit tapped a table and the girls screamed a lot.

I want to go ghost hunting with Girls Aloud every night - at least I know Cheryl will kick any spirits back including vodka and whisky!