FUCKED OVER ALMOST ROYALLY

I am furious. I came out of the gym to find my mobile phone not working. I changed phones recently and took out a new contract but the bloody thing isn't switching on. And on top of that, I'm unhappy with the dental work I had done, I get the feeling a filling has come out - my teeth are very sensitive and that's not normal.

So right now, I am fucked over almost royally - I feel like Fergie after the toesucking escapade - that fucked off!